November 2009
2 posts
Concerning the Lexus LTA
me: i want that car
me: real bad
James: amazing shit
me: only $350k
James: thats all!
me: ain't no thang
me: i'll ring up the homies and get them to put in extra shifts on my corners
me: gotta expand that trap son
James: oh i hear ya
James: i expect my dudes to get that for me for christmas... they saw my tweet, they know what that means.. time to hustle harder
me: time to hustle harder or you're gonna hafta regulate on `em
me: just one of those things you ain't gotta say, ya feel me?
James: oh i know
James: game recognize game, and you looking mighty mirror image right now
"I Drive a Dodge Stratus!"
I love my car. The engine warning labels are written in Japanese. It is incredibly well engineered. It gets good miles per gallon. It has a keyless RFID system. It can determine its own location globally to within ten feet. It has power windows and can get radio signals from fucking space.
Daylight savings time, however, escapes its grasp.