David J. Sokol

December 30, 2009 at 2:49pm
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Year End Statistics Roundup

This year was pretty awesome. It was my first full year as a real employee, I started contributing to my 401k, and for a brief period, I had my credit cards entirely paid off. I had a girlfriend, I started taking better care of myself, and I now have a semi-decorated apartment. Downsides: my car drastically declined in value, pushing my net worth down 15% of year end of 2008. Lets take a look at the numbers:

2009 (Numerically)

  • I performed 2,643 pushups, an infinite increase over the previous year.
  • I finished 7,160 crunches, another near-infinite increase over the previous year.
  • I completed 101 games of bowling; I raised my average from a 120 something to a 160-something, a 33% increase.
  • I was an average of 6 minutes late for work. Sadly this totals for 23 hours of missed morning work. Good thing I stay late. My goal for next year is to reduce this number to a 3-minutes-late average.
  • I weigh an average 184 pounds in the morning, 186 in the evening. I apparently carry about 2 pounds of easily removed water weight.
  • I drank a total of 346 days out of 365. In other terms, I spent 94.87% of my days last year imbibing at least one alcoholic beverage. Increased contact with family could not be mathematically correlated due to measuring techniques.
  • I lived in 3 different apartments in two different cities.
  • I had a real girlfriend for 5 months, a length that hasn’t been equaled since 2005.

Overall, I think I did pretty well. For this year, I would give myself an awesomeness of:

73.0551458% Average (C)

This is score is composed of:

  • Drinking – 40%
  • Financial Security – 20%
  • Fitness – 20%
  • Having a Girlfriend – 20%
  • Fudge Factor – 10% (I rated myself a 2 out of a possible 10)

Plans for 2010

These statistics, of course, only serve as a baseline. For the next year, I have different goals and different aspirations, and my awesomeness will be computed based on the following factors:
  • Drinking – 16.67%
  • Awesomeness - 33% (variable factor, 10 point self-assessment)
  • Girlfriend – 16.67%
  • Fitness – 16.67%
  • Professionalism – 16.67%

Using these weight factors, I hope to bring my awesomeness to around 80-85%. I’m not going to aim for the top just yet, I just want to be better than average.

Happy New Year.

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